Please note that we will be closed (Friday, July 3rd) to observe Independence Day. Any online orders placed after 7:00PM EST on Thursday, July 2nd will not be shipped until Monday, July 6th. UPS is making no deliveries on Saturday, July 4th. (Our shipping times located on the delivery selection screen do not reflect the holiday. These times are for normal business hours)
Need to keep your private life top secret? Dr. Green’s Agent X Synthetic Urine is up for the mission! Agent X is a premixed, re-heatable synthetic urine that’s been formulated to simulate real pee so closely, even laboratories can’t tell the difference between a bottle of Agent X and the whiz your body produces naturally! This elixir is chemically identical to actual, human urine but doesn’t contain any of the toxins you’d expect to find in your own piss. This makes it a cleaner, safer substitute for your own pee whenever and wherever you may need it.
The Agent X formula comes premixed with all the compounds normally found in organic, human urine (like creatinine, urea, and uric acid). Plus, since it has all the same chemical properties of human pee, it’s also balanced for pH and specific gravity. It’s so similar to actual piss that, as long as you play it cool, no one will ever find out about your little, synthetic secret.
To begin your mission, you’ll need to warm up your bottle of Agent X to body temperature. To do this, attach the included heat pack to the bottle using a rubber band. Make sure to attach the warmer to the opposite side of the temperature strip. This heating method can take about an hour to get your fake pee to body temperature and will keep your synthetic urine warm for up to 6 hours when stored in your pocket or purse. To up your stealth game, check out The Hideaway Leg Strap to help you conceal your Agent X comfortably and discreetly.
If you need to use your synthetic urine quickly, you can warm up your bottle of Agent X in the microwave for 10 seconds to get it to body temperature. The temperature strip on the side of the bottle should read between 94 and 100 degrees before you empty the liquid where you need it. If, after heating it for 10 seconds in the microwave, you don’t see any temperature reading at all, your bottle may have been overheated. Don’t sweat it, though! If it’s warm to the touch but the temperature strip remains black, let it cool off until you see the indicator appear between 94-100. Once your Agent X is at the right temperature, you can use the included heat pack and rubber band to keep your sample warm and ready for several hours.
When it comes to staying under the radar, Agent X has your back. If you have a urine test coming up, or you’re just covering your six for the future, Agent X is the best synthetic urine to complete the mission.