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If you’re looking for some top notch fake piss, you can’t go wrong with Golden Flask Urine! Made by the makers of the Whizzinator, Golden Flask is the newest (and most lifelike) urine substitute on the market. In fact, this synthetic urine is so realistic in its imitation of human pee, it can even pass for piss on a urinalysis! That’s right - even though Golden Flask Urine is only intended to be used for novelty and fetish purposes, urine testing labs can use it to calibrate and test their urinalysis equipment - it’s that close to the real thing!
Golden Flask Urine comes premixed in a 4oz, curved bottle which makes it easier to conceal on your body. In its proprietary formula, this synthetic urine contains just the right amount of creatinine, uric acid, and urea - along with many other chemical compounds typically found in human urine. It even has the same specific gravity and pH balance as human pee and can be used by both men and women to simulate their own urine.
If you’re engaging in wet sex action on the regular, you should know you could be putting yourself or your partner(s) at risk for transmitting harmful diseases. Use a bottle of Golden Flask instead and you won’t have to worry about that because every bottle is guaranteed to be 100% toxin free. It’s a squeaky clean alternative that’s even better than the real thing! Play it safe, but go piss wild with your bad self!
To use your Golden Flask Urine, all you need to do is heat it to body temperature. Give the bottle a shake and open the top (make sure you don’t open your Golden Flask until you’re ready to use it - once opened, it must be used within 24 hours or it will start growing bacteria just like your own pee would). Place in the microwave for about 10 seconds or until the attached temperature strip shows you that the urine is between 94 and 100 degrees. If you need to keep your flask warm for a bit, open the hand warmer pack that came with your Golden Flask, shake it, and attach it to the bottle with the included rubber band. Before you let it flow, give the temperature strip one more check to make sure your urine is at body temperature. Then, give it one last shake to get it foaming like actual urine, open the flip-top cap, and dispense your liquid gold wherever you need it!
Golden Flask Urine is truly some of the best synthetic urine on the market today. With a unique bottle design full of 4oz of high quality synthetic urine, you’ll be able to transport your fake whiz discreetly and deliver the most stealthy golden shower simulation! Snag a bottle today and you’ll be golden!