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In the mood for a little monkey business? The Monkey Flask comes preloaded with 3.5 ounces of premixed, high grade synthetic urine so you can get your piss play on safely! Monkey Flask Synthetic Urine is designed to simulate real human pee, but provides a safer and cleaner alternative to using own urine for all your fetish fantasies. Because it comes loaded with all the same ingredients you’d expect to find in your own whiz, it’s nearly identical to human pee. In fact, many urine testing laboratories will use Monkey Flask’s proprietary formula to help them test and calibrate their urinalysis equipment. Even under close inspection in a urine testing laboratory, Monkey Flask still passes as piss! It’s as close to the real deal as you can get; however, since it doesn’t contain any harmful toxins or bacteria, it provides a safer way to feed your fetish.
Each bottle of Monkey Flask comes preloaded with 3.5 ounces of premixed, laboratory crafted urine. This synthetic pee contains the same chemical compounds and properties as your own urine, including creatinine, urea, uric acid, and even amino acids! Every batch has been properly balanced to have the same specific gravity (density) and pH of actual, human urine. Plus, the bottle is shaped like a flask - meaning it’s curved slightly to make it easier for you to conceal on your body! Monkey Flask let’s you keep your synthetic secret discreet.
In order to deliver the most realistic golden shower simulation, you’ll just need to heat up your bottle of Monkey Flask to body temperature (94-100 degrees). To do this, simply shake the bottle, remove the lid and seal, and place it in the microwave on high for about 10 seconds or until the attached temperature strip reads between 94 and 100 degrees. Put on the flip-top cap and you’ll be good to go! If you need to keep your Monkey Flask warm for awhile, use the included hand warmer. Open the hand warmer, shake to activate, and then attach to the flask - on the opposite side from the temperature strip - using the included rubber band. When you’re ready to let it flow, give the bottle one last shake (this will get it bubbling and foaming like actual pee), double check the temperature strip to make sure your sample is at body temperature, open the cap, and spray away!
Simple to use and easy to conceal, Monkey Flask Synthetic Urine is perfect for those in the mood to get a little wild with some piss play. But, since it’s guaranteed to be completely free of all harmful toxins and bacteria, it won’t put you or your partner(s) at risk for transmitting diseases during your fetish play. Grab a bottle today and unleash your wild side!