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If you’re in the market from some fresh, synthetic piss, there’s nothing better than Ultimate Gold Synthetic Urine! Because it’s specially formulated with all the same ingredients as human pee, but doesn’t contain any harmful toxins or bacteria, Ultimate Gold provides a cleaner and safer alternative to your own urine for all your wet sex rendezvous!
If you’re into piss play, you should know that your urine can transmit harmful diseases and bacteria to your fetish friends. Every bottle of Ultimate Gold comes premixed with 3 ounces of high quality, laboratory-crafted urine that contains all the same chemical compounds you’d expect to find in your own whiz. Complete with uric acid, creatinine, urea, vitamins, and many other compounds commonly found in human pee, Ultimate Gold is even properly balanced to have the same pH level and specific gravity as real urine. But, because Ultimate Gold Synthetic Urine is guaranteed to be completely free of all toxins and bacteria, it provides a much safer alternative to your own whiz when you’re getting wet and wild in the bedroom.
Although only intended to be used for novelty and fetish purposes, Ultimate Gold Synthetic Urine is so similar to actual, human urine, it can even pass for real urine on a urinalysis! Because its chemical makeup is nearly identical to human piss, Ultimate Gold can be used by urine testing laboratories to calibrate urinalysis equipment. But, because it hasn’t been created by the human body, it doesn’t contain any toxins - making it the perfect, undetectable control sample for urine experiments!
In each Ultimate Gold box, you’ll find one 3oz bottle of synthetic urine with a temperature strip attached, one heat pack, and one rubber band. The only thing you need to do to deliver a realistic golden shower simulation is warm up the fake pee to body temperature. Simply shake the bottle, remove the cap and seal, and place in the microwave for 10 seconds. Check to make sure the temperature strip reads between 94-100 degrees and you’ll be ready to let it flow! If you need to keep your synthetic urine warm for awhile before you perform your urination simulation, just open the heat pack, shake to activate, and attach it to the bottle of fake pee using the included rubber band. This will keep your fake whiz at body temperature for up to 8 hours so you’ll be ready to whip it out at any moment. Before spraying your synthetic piss where you need it, give the bottle one last shake and double check the temperature strip to make sure it’s still at body temperature. Then, open the flip-top cap and empty your liquid gold wherever you (and your partner) want it most!
With a 2 year shelf life and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, Ultimate Gold has been passing for piss since 1999! Grab a bottle and try it for yourself!