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Are you in the market for some high quality, synthetic urine? Look no further! Ultra Pure Urine has been praised by urine fetishists for its lifelike quality for over 20 years! Complete with all the same ingredients you’d expect to find in your own whiz, Ultra Pure is the perfect substitute for your own pee wherever you find yourself in need of a squeaky clean alternative!
If you’ve got a fetish for urine, you should know that your wet sex adventures can transmit toxins and bacteria to your partner(s). That’s right - urine is not actually sterile! When you engage in urine fetish play, you could be putting yourself and your loved ones at risk for transmitting diseases. But, when you use a bottle of Ultra Pure Urine instead, you’ll be able to get wet and wild without worrying about harming your fetish friends!
Because Ultra Pure comes premixed with all the same chemical compounds as human urine, it’s a completely realistic substitute for your own piss. Every batch comes complete with uric acid, urea, and creatinine, and is perfectly balanced to have the same specific gravity and pH level as the urine your body produces naturally. Essentially, it’s pee that’s been created in a lab, rather than in a human body. Although only sold and intended for fetish purposes, Ultra Pure is so close to actual pee, it can even be used by lab technicians to help test and calibrate their urinalysis equipment - even high-tech urine testing equipment can’t tell the difference between Ultra Pure and real, human pee! But, because it’s guaranteed to be completely free of all toxins and bacteria, Ultra Pure Urine lets you get your wet sex kink on safely!
Every bottle of Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine comes with 2 ounces of premixed fake piss, so all you have to do to get ready for your urination simulation is get your synthetic urine up to body temperature. To do this, simply heat your bottle of Ultra Pure in the microwave for 10 seconds (or, until the attached temperature strip reads between 94-100 degrees). If you need to keep your urine warmer for longer, you can attach the heat pack that comes with your Ultra Pure to the bottle (on the side opposite from the temperature strip) using the included rubber band. This will keep your sample warm for up to 8 hours. Before you’re ready to deliver your synthetic golden shower, give the bottle a shake and it will begin foaming like real pee. Double check the temperature strip to make sure your urine is at body temperature (between 94-100 degrees), open the flip-top cap, and empty your liquid gold wherever you need it most!
Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine has been on the market for over 20 years and is guaranteed to be the perfect substitute for your own whiz (it even comes with a 500% money-back guarantee). Pick up a bottle today and you’ll be able to pull off a cleaner, safer urination simulation!